mishasminions:

hyphydollaz:

sesamestreethockey:

anrdew:

I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button

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this has too many notes to be safe

(Source: andrewbelami, via magical-snails)

rip-homegirl:

let’s talk about the universe and make out

(via wrestlingcrocs)

lucrezialoveshercesare:

shialablunt:

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

all of that aside

“you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real”

is the best answer ever.

(via msavonelljrose)

undefyinq:

undefyinq:

imagine having Ellen Degeneres as your grandma

(via multi-coloured-unicorn)

nayx:

these people cant be real

(Source: keepingupwiththegifs, via alexrawrr)

  • me: avoids getting in the shower
  • me: avoids getting in the shower
  • me: avoids getting in the shower
  • me: avoids getting in the shower
  • me: gets in the shower
  • me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE

2k13blogger:

what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again

(Source: oknope, via tumsperks)

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